he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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