I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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