Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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