shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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