Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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