He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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