Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
tell me about the eggs
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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