We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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