Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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