is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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