i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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