the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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