You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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