so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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