you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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