i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I supernannyed him into submission
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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