That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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