I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
this hospital has no fireball
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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