1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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