I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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