If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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