Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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