I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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