I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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