So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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