just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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