S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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