Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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