I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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