So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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