someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
they need to just BURY HIM!
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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