Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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