Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she peed on how many people?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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