You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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