oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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