Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
