god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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