I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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