I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
