he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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