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You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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