Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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