girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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