Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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