I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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