dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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