we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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