im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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