What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
