32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
