I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
