I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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