Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The power of my boobs compel you
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
