it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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