I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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