dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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