The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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