My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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